You see what I did there? I hoodwinked you into thinking that this is a post to do with the election, but it is not. What it really is is a bit of admin really – which is the kiss of death to any sentence – and I am telling you something that you have probably figured out for yourself.
First things first: I have changed my theme. Let me give you all a moment to freshen up. Yes, I have changed my look and got a new ‘header’ as they say in the CSS world. I don’t know about you but I was getting right sick of the grassy theme I had. Made me look like a rawfood deli.
Secondly, I have been shortlisted for Funniest Blog of the Year in the MAD Awards. Which is ironic as this post is shaping up to be the unfunniest post I have written in a while. The bottom line is that I need my readers to vote for me again. I can feel your apathy, and I understand it, but if you can be bothered then cast a vote in my direction as I could manage to snag myself some John Lewis vouchers, earn tremendous kudos and maybe free entry into the Dytopian daymare that is Butlins (I think it is fair to say that I have forever burnt my bridges with Butlins…).
lastly, the election. I’m not voting because I just couldn’t organise the postal vote in time and even if I did there is not a space on the form for ‘none of the above.’ Gordon Brown just looks like he is in the wrong job; he should be in a cubicle in a faceless office somewhere analysing risk factors of using chairlifts. David Cameron is not actually real. And can anyone seriously imagine Nick Clegg arguing over troop numbers with President Obama? You’re havin’ a laugh.
So, don’t bother with them lot – vote for me!